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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
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Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
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Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!

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You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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