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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car

is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just

happy that a cow can't fly!

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Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true

Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants.

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A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now

ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.

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wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz

inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE

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