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Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u

if u're not careful.

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Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
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Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
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Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well
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The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard

of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.

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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
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