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Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.
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When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
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This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!
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If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART
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Eyes: To look at you Hands: To pray for you Mind: To care for u Heart: To love you

and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

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Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r

dangerous when kept in open

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I want U 2 know dat our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I Lauf, U

Jump out of da window... I look down & den.. I lauf again

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