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I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to

say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"

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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A

host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife:

why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own

mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

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3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I’m Peter, not a saint. I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi... I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN.
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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is

possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network


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Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
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