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One person to a sadhu ..........Guruji mere bibi mene bahut perehsan kare koye upay batao. To sadhu ji bola re bawala agar iko koi upay hoto tho mein sadhu thodi banto. HA!HA!HA!HA! HA!HA! HA!HA! HA!HA! HA............................................
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Marwari 2 prostitute: I’ll pay double if you let me do it in Marwari style. She agrees. After sex, she asks: What’s Marwari style? Marwari payment after 90 days!
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A wealthy Maheshwari, the richest of the Marwari community, was complaining about his wife's spendthrift habits to a friend. 'One day she asked me for twenty rupees and this morning she wanted twenty-five. She is the limit.' 'She certainly is,' agreed the friend.' What did she do with all that money?' 'Main kya jaanoon, (how should I know)', replied the wealthy man.' I never gave her any.'
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A Marwadi guy and a Gujarati guy went out to a very expensive restaurant for dinner one night. Finally, the waiter came over and asked, "Who should I give the check to?" The Marwadi guy said, "Give it to me. I'll take care of everything." "Fine," said the waiter. The next day the headlines read: 'Gujrarati Ventriloquist Strangled to Death'
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How was wire invented? Two Marwaris spotted the same coin.
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A moment or two after a highway accident, an old Marwadi man came up to a woman lying by the roadside. "Have the police come yet?" the man asked. "No," the woman moaned. "Has the ambulance been here yet?" "No," the injured woman repeated. "How about the insurance company?" "No." "Listen," the Marwadi said, bending down. "Do you mind if I lay down next to you?"
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Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
kissa sunau
thanedaar ka
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