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We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
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Still a virgin? bcoz No-kia. Why no kiya? Bcoz no eric-son. Why no erection? Bcos no Sie-mens. Why, bcoz no Mota-laura.. So looking for a re-alliance?
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Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra ka pehra hai, na jaane kis umeed pe mera lund thehra hai, Teri gaand ki kasam aye raand, teri chut ka hole surang se bhi gehra hai
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Dali se patte yuhi gira nahi karte, bichar k log jyada jiya nahi karte, kuch naye SMS ho to bhejiye, purane hum bar bar padha nahi karte
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Man was lying nude on the beach, A sexy babe starts playing tabla on his butts. Man: What r u doing? Girl: Playing tabla. Man turns otherside & said: Can u play the flute? !
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I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
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What did Newton's Penis say to him after seeing a sexy naked woman? Answer: Fuck your Law of Gravity. I'm going up!!
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