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Dear Subscriber, All your incoming SMS on ur mobile that contains joke on Sardar will be charged Rs10 per SMS as their Mental Development Fund. Sender: Manmohan Singh.
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Congress Government has announced that Sardarji jokes will be Banned. Because they will telecast them LIVE from Parliament!
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Girl: Mera naam hai MADHU BIKINI, meri chut hai itni chikni, mujhe dekh ke zamana fisal jaye, hai koi lund jo mujhe chod jaye? BOY: mera naam hai BABBAN BILLO, mera lund chappan killo, zameen pe maru to kuva khud jaye, tu to kya teri maa bhi chud jaye!!
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Kaamvali ko ek din condom mila.. Bahi: Malkinn ye kya hai? Malkin: Tere gaon mein SEX nahi karte kya? BAI: Karte hai, par itna nahi ke lund ki KHAAL nikal jaye !!
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Marketing lessons: U propose a girl, that's DIRECT MARKETING Propose on phone that's TELEMARKETING Girl slaps u after proposal that's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK!
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Is desh ko SMS ki jarurat hai, SMS ke bina yeh thik se nahi chalega, Sonia ko bhi SMS pasand hai, SMS TV par bhi dikhaye jayenge! SMS = Sardar Manmohan Singh
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A young man asks a kind priest: Father, is it a sin 2 sleep with a girl? Father: No my child, but the problem is that you guys never sleep!
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