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Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
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Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!
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If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
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If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
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How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
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