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What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
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What is the velocity of the darkness ?
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It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
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Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
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When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
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Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
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When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
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