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Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
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when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
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How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
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Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
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What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
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What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
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What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
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