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What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
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why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
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What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
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It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big
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Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
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Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.
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Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
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