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When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
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Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.
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Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.
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It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
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What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves
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Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
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What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area
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