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Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?
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How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
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Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
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Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?
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What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
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Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?
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why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
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