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Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant. Confused Banta: How the hell? Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
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8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend... Brave,Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.
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What is the similarity between a bus conductor and a gay? Both shout: Peechey se Aaa!!
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Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye: Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone na de
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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo
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On first night husband said 2 his wife: Look darling before marriage I had slept with 10 girls. Wife replied: Jab kundli mili hai to goon to milenge hi na! !!
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common dialogue after exams & wedding night: kaisa hua? acha hua, per thora lamba tha, thora choot gya, zara jaldi ho gya, aata tha per theek say nahi hua
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